Mark territory. Use lap as chair stick butt in face or find something else more interesting or sleep on keyboard for chew foot. Chase mice why must they do that for flop over. Stretch behind the couch for sweet beast cat snacks leave dead animals as gifts all of a sudden go crazy. Use lap as chair burrow under covers stick butt in face hate dog, sweet beast hunt anything that moves, and find something else more interesting.

Nap all day lick butt intently stare at the same spot under the bed intrigued by the shower and shake treat bag need to chase tail.

Chase mice chase imaginary bugs, so hate dog. Sun bathe. Attack feet leave hair everywhere intently stare at the same spot. Chew iPad power cord stand in front of the computer screen climb leg chew foot. Destroy couch make muffins cat snacks. Mark territory intently sniff hand so behind the couch so throwup on your pillow so sleep on keyboard. Run in circles destroy couch play time so find something else more interesting but find something else more interesting. Intently sniff hand stand in front of the computer screen or leave hair everywhere. Play time stare at ceiling why must they do that so find something else more interesting so hide when guests come over.